SaaS: Stalker As A Service

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Stalker Profile Report

Name: Kaso Hodaj

Origin: Albania + Greece (double the pain, double the coffee)

Status: Alive ✅ | Awake ❓

Languages:
• English (C2)
• Greek (native)
• Albanian (native)
• Italian (B2)

Military Service: Completed with honor, survived cafeteria food.

Fun Fact: Can spend 45 minutes aligning one div... and feel proud.